Every year bloggers all around the country love nothing more than pushing a wanky little Christmas gift guide full to the brim of pointless shite that they’ve either been sent for FUCK ALL or that they have an affiliate link for. Honest to god, there is nothing worse than a bloggers gift guide. If you ever start reading one please exit immediately. Or at least know that there is a very strong chance that there won’t be a single thing mentioned that they won’t benefit from in some way.

So, with all that said, I thought I’d join the club and give you a very quick list of all the things I think you should buy your loved ones for Christmas! Here’s the list: