Fake Penises for Transgender Children Under 5 – Surely We’re Going too Far?

Fake Penises. Two words I never thought I would put together as the opening sentence to a blog post. Yet here we are. For some bizarre reason I’m here to talk about how selling fake penises to transgender children under the age of five is maybe going a little bit too far. Here’s the headline via the Mirror:

Mum of ‘gender non-conforming’ child sells fake ‘extra-small’ penises for transgender kids aged under five

Fake Penises for Transgender Children Under 5 – SurelyWe’re Going Too Far?

Let’s be honest before I go any further. That headline is a ridiculous one. The idea of someone actually going out and purchasing a fake penis for their 4 year old daughter to wear is just utterly bizarre. I’m not even trying to be a total dick about it. That’s honestly not my style. But going out and looking for a fake cock for your daughter to shove in her underwear is a fucking weird thing to be doing.

Is it something that I would ever do for my daughter? Fucking no chance, mate.

As a general rule of thumb, I’m someone that doesn’t care what people do. As long as it doesn’t affect others in a harmful way then do what you want.

I’m just a little bit surprised that there’s even a market for fake penises. And I’m really questioning whether there even should be. I mean, I know people say to try and find your niche, but this has to be a pretty small market that you’re appealing to with a product like this. That might explain why they’re selling for $45 mind.

My Next Question: Why Would Anyone Actually Want a Fake Penis?

Why would anyone want to wear a fake penis? I mean, it’s one thing to want a penis, but what you’re selling here is just a cock shaped bulge.

You’re effectively telling your daughter “look, if you’re going to have a penis, you have to have people be able to tell that it’s there.” And what do you do when they randomly decide to pull the thing out in the middle of the supermarket? Consult the parenting books. You won’t find “What to do when your daughter runs around with her fake penis out” in any book I’ve read.

It also gets me wondering whether this shit even be sell-able to adults? I mean, I’m not entirely sure this would be something I’d want if this was me. I’d be completely aware that it’s fake and, at least to me, slightly silly. But we’re all different, so if this helps someone in some way, then of course, I’m all for it. if you’re a consensual adult with full capacity over your own thoughts and you want to stuck a floppy dildo in your pants then by all means…

Oh, and you can also buy ‘Stand-To-Pee’ devices that enables your girl to pee whilst standing so she can feel more like a boy. I don’t know exactly why you’d want to do that. Peeing whilst standing is far less enjoyable than sitting down. Unless it’s very cold. If it’s that cold then I would certainly be using this if I was a girl, but I don’t think they intended this to be used by women who just don’t like cold toilet seats.

Anyway, here are some of the fake penises designed for transgender children under the age of five. That’s a sentence I never thought I’d write:

Various colours of fake penises for children

I think the strangest part about that image is that they’re not actually a bad size. I know fully grown men who would be happy with that one. Let alone a fucking four year old.

Can You Really Say a Child is Transgender?

Look, gender dysphoria is a real issue. I’ve had my battles with depression in the past, and I know what it’s like to hate a part of yourself or feel uncomfortable in your own skin. But waking up everyday feeling like you’re in the wrong body, and you’re not the person you see in the mirror must be excruciating. But when it comes to children, can we really judge that anyone around the age of five is actually transgender? I’m not sure we can make that call.

What we can do is constantly talk to them. Ask them how they’re feeling, and empathise with them. Don’t tell them it’s just a phase, or tell them not to think like that. If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my life it’s you don’t choose how you feel. A child feeling this way didn’t suddenly go “screw it, I want to be a boy.” No, the feeling is there much in the same way happiness or fear, or any other emotion is.

I could sit here and list the research that suggests that around 80% of children who are seen as having gender dysphoria have the issue naturally resolved and end up accepting their birth gender when they’re older. But I’ll be honest, I don’t exactly trust the research on this matter due to the biases that people may hold. The Trans community obviously have their bias, and so do others. It’s not like this is a black and white issue where you either have a broken leg or you don’t. This is incredibly complicated, and way too much so for a quick blog post about a news article.

My Issue is the Fact We’re Talking About Children

My only real issue with this comes with saying a child of such a young age is transgender. I personally don’t see any problems with just letting a child develop, at least until closer to teenage years, maybe even older, and seeing how it goes from there. Children explore things, so it’s only natural for them to consider exploring gender identities too.

I know I dressed up and wore make-up as a child, albeit very rarely. Is that an expression of desire to be the other sex, or merely a child being a child?

Of course, you could argue that I have no business commenting on an issue that doesn’t affect me. Which I’ll admit that it doesn’t. But I do have a daughter, and this is something that could come up at some point in the future. Besides, I write a fucking blog mate. It’s called content for fucks sake and I like rambling.

If you do suspect that your child may be suffering from gender dysphoria, then feel free to read this. Whatever happens, please just accept your child for who they are, if they are actually going through all of this then they really do need people who can back them up and support them.

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Fake Penises for Transgender Children Under 5 - We're Going too Far - You can now buy fake penises for transgender children under the age of 5. Are we going a little bit too far with this one?



I’m a 27 year old married father of one – soon to be two! I started blogging after suffering with postnatal depression when Isabelle was born. These days I just talk about my life as a dad.

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  1. Kay
    30th December 2017 / 11:19 am

    I enjoyed the read until I got to the line “at the end of the day. Im probably retarded.” This made me cringe. It changes the whole feel of the article. I completely lost focus and could only think of how much I hated that you could end such a well thought out article with such an insensitive statement. There are preferable words/statements that could be used that would allow for your intelligence to shine through rather than immaturity.

    • Ross Hunt
      30th December 2017 / 11:44 am

      I’ll be honest, it was probably me being a little bit self deprecating and having something in place as a defence mechanism if someone said I didn’t have a clue what I was talking about. I will change it, and I thank you for your honesty and taking the time to comment. Sorry about that, I will have more faith the next time.

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